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Some Important Pangolins

Xanunol is the first pangolin, and possibly the first living being depending on how you read the sacred writings of Varenkai. He carved the Xareldep valley so he’d have somewhere to put any creatures he created without them running away.

Zefanol is the third son of Xanunkai. He created the Zefundep and taught them the Yemnardep, the speech of the pangolins. Since Yemnarol was given to the people by the pangolins, it is holy and may not be altered by mere mortals.

Varenol was not a pangolin, but was raised by them. Apparently he saved one of them from death and in exchange the was granted a wish. He wished for parents and the pangolin adopted him because he didn’t how to make humans. He later wrote a book about the pangolins which has formed the basis of the local religion ever since.

Yerenol is the soul-maker. Whenever a baby is conceived, he sends a bird to put a soul in it. The soul has a string attached to it with which Yerenol reels the soul back in at death. At the very end, when the pangolins walk openly once more, he will sort the souls and give to them as they deserve.

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Introduction to the Zefunkai

I and my associates have been doing some anthropological fieldwork in northeastern Thursday. We have been studying the Zefundep people who live in the Xarelkai river valley.

The Xarelol river runs from the Samemkai mountains on Thursday’s northern border down towards the city of Qual in the east. The Zefunol live in small villages of 50-100 people, typically 7-18 miles apart along both banks of the Xarelkai.

Their native religion seems to be the worship of a pantheon of linguistically pedantic pangolins. Lately missionaries from Tuesday have begun to convert some segments of the population, though there is great resistance from the priesthood. We’ll be posting more on this in the coming weeks.

Converted or not, they retain the pedantic tendencies of their deities and insist that we conjugate every quoted word properly. My apologies if seeing English written with cases is confusing, but I may be in serious danger if I don’t.

God willing we’ll be posting various sections of our research notes weekly throughout the year.

Chronology of the Dragon Wars

129 PE King Stefan of Amalay convenes the League of Samaroy in response to reports of dragon agression.
130-134 PE First Dragon War
134 PE With the help of The Three Good Faries, League forces raze the dragon stronghold of Henroch, ending the war.
135 PE Council of Hell – the northern dragons agree to utterly destroy the kingdoms of the League.
136 PE Dragon thoughtweavers infiltrate Farenai and begin planting suspicions in the mind of King Stewart, slowly isolating him from the rest of the League.
138 PE Birth of Aurora, daughter of King Stefan. The dragon sorceress Maleficent reveals herself and curses the child.
147 PE The dragon Malduhir murders and subsequently impersonates Queen Dailan of Amenray
151 PE Malduhir orders the death of Snow White, only living heir to the throne.
152 PE Snow White marries a merchant from the democratic city-state of Vwyna and renounces her claim to the throne
154 PE Maleficent attempts to murder Aurora but is thwarted by The Three Good Faries. The people of Amalay and the visiting King Hubert of Samantwy are placed in an enchated sleep.
155 PE King Hubert’s son Philip defeats Maleficent in battle and is caught in the time vortex.
156 PE The dragon Oreli transforms King Hubert’s son Samuel into a hideous beast, leaving the people of Samantwy without a government.
159 PE King Stewart’s son Daniel marries a commoner and makes Farenai completely isolationist.
166 PE Prince Samuel becomes human again. Prince Philip exits the time vortex and ends the enchanted sleep. During the celebrations, the dragons of Hell arrive in force, quickly razing Amalay and Samantwy.
167 PE Malduhir reveals herself and the unprepared armies of Amenray are defeated in battle.
168-170 PE Siege of Farenai
171 PE The Three Good Faries are captured and killed. Farenai falls to the dragons. The League of Samaroy is ended.

A challenge

As I write this, kay(f)bop(t) fulfils (by my count) 10.38% of the ideas on Bad Conlanging Ideas.

I don’t think that’s the limit.

So I hereby issue this challenge to all of you: make a conlang with a higher BCICQ (Bad Conlanging Ideas Compliance Quotient).

You may use kay(f)bop(t) as a starting point (I recomend adding sound changes, orthography, and explicit phonology (#322 should still be possible)).

Good luck!

kay(f)bop(t) Acknowledgements

Thank you to

  • Aniq, Bao, Colin, Ethan, Justin, Katie, Kaylah, Kevin, Logan, Mary, Molly, and Sam for inspiring various lexicon entries
  • Logan for loaning me a fedora
  • Katie for loaning me a baseball cap and holding the camera
  • Python for saving me an incredible amount of tedium
  • assorted Linux video editing software for, while not helping at all, at least not leaving me in any worse of a state than I started in
  • Bad Conlanging Ideas for the ideas

If you are a single human and I forgot to thank you for something, you probably know how to contact me. Please do so.

kay(f)bop(t) Bad Conlanging Ideas Compliance

Number Notes
11 May not be clearly documented, but does apply
15 Not sure if the person in questioned noticed, but yes, I did this
31 Not called gender
32 I forgot to include time of day
51 Most of the words were randomly generated as well
52
56 Relevant verb is glossed as “let-be”
59
65
72
75
83 Nearly everything not a result of something on this list is due to asking children for nonsense words
87 Written %
107
108
115 Generalized to all adjectives, there’s a lot of synonyms!
122
147
183
192
194
213
214
237
252
253
268 pa@(b) preceded by an collection arbitrary syllables may optionally be prefixed to a function word, but this is mostly only used for children, foreigners, and people whose intellegence you wish to insult
284
302
336 Actually I just assumed it to be true
344
347
350
357
361
363
373
375 Admittedly, I did generate the lexicon first, but these were the first intentional words
380 There is no morpheme for 0
383
My First Conlang #3 Done in conjunction with #51
My First Conlang #29 Doesn’t fit exactly, but pretty close
392
393 see here
400
402
405
432

I count that as 46 of 443 (10.38%) ideas implemented.

 

kay(f)bop(t) Babel Text

I present to you, the Babel Text in kay(f)bop(t).

sel(f)bush(b)rub(t)sip(p)mif(f)guv(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)yam(t)ack(t)vlim(p)kay(f)kay(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) ga(f)snil(f)dwin(f)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)da(t)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)nal(t)zop(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)bang(t)bang(t)yam(t)ack(t)vlim(p)ga(f)kay(f)dan(f) yai(b)bai(b)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)da(t)yam(t)ack(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) yai(b)bai(b)dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)da(t)yam(t)ack(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) yai(b)bai(b)kay(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f).

nef(f)tizh(t)dif(t)buf(b)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)shi(f)san(t)nar(f)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)gag(b)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)kay(f)vlim(p)ga(f) yai(b)bai(b)low(p)lim(p)bed(b)fod(p)gig(p)*ef(p)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f).

nef(f)tizh(t)dif(t)buf(b)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) glo(t)dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f).

yab(t)yik(t)yik(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) dan(f)kay(f)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)ga(f) dan(f)ag(b)vo(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)a(f)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f)kay(f) yai(b)bai(b)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) yai(b)bai(b)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)uff(f)da(t)vost(t)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f).

kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)kay(f)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)yam(t)ack(t)vlim(p)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)yai(b)bai(b)tuw(t)wap(t)fod(p)tub(t)bu!(f)gef(p)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) fob(p)san(t)ap(t)dan(f).

kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) lub(b)pav(t)!al(f)fif(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)da(t)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) lap(b)lef(p)fag(b)beb(t)gos(p)las(p)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)yam(t)ack(t)vlim(p)kay(f)dan(f) yai(b)bai(b)fil(b)faf(t)fev(t)fos(f)su*(b)rag(b)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f).

yai(b)bai(b)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)bang(t)bang(t)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)kay(f)zhna(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yoct(t)o(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)a(f)yam(t)ack(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

su*(f)lo(t)sop(f)bug(f)sob(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)ag(b)vo(b)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)vlim(p)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)yoct(t)o(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)vlim(p)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)zho(f)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)e(f)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)kay(f)zi(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)e(f)vlim(p)kay(f)zi(f)ga(f) shi(f)san(t)nar(f)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)zhna(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

yai(b)bai(b)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)bang(t)bang(t)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)yam(t)ack(t)vlim(p)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)wap(t)fod(p)tub(t)bu!(f)gef(p)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) dan(f)kay(f)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)ga(f) nal(t)zop(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)%ap(t)vlim(p)kay(f)ga(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)wap(t)fod(p)tub(t)bu!(f)gef(p)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

yai(b)bai(b)yai(b)bai(b)gef(p)!of(p)pu(f)pop(f)lel(p)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)yam(t)ack(t)vlim(p)ga(f) yai(b)bai(b)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)e(f)vlim(p)kay(f)zi(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) dan(f)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)yoct(t)o(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)zhna(f) yai(b)bai(b)dan(f)ag(b)vo(b)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)grog(f)kay(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)ag(b)vo(b)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)vlim(p)yup(f)a(f).

kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)jup(f)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngag(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)kay(f)zhna(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

kay(f)dan(f)yist(t)a(b)mar(b)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)ash(f)tin(f)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)fob(p)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)ngo(p)gag(b)grog(f)kay(f)kay(f)dan(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yoct(t)o(t)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)a(f)yam(t)ack(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f) kay(f)dan(f)tuw(t)glo(t)yai(b)bai(b)san(t)ap(t)vlir(t)sang(b)es(p)u(t)vom(b)da(t)vlim(p)kay(f)sna(f)ga(f).

Literal translation:

humanity_nom_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_cool_#7 language_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_amazing_#4 1 mouth_in_not-food_human_sledgehammer_finite_yes_cool_15 had_finite_yes_cool_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

people_acc_not-food_human_guillotine_finite_yes_cool_#5 they:let-be_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

east_acc_not-food_other_stupidity_finite_yes_cool_#5 they:moved-to_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

plain_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_awesome_#5 Shinar_in_not-food_other_wombat_finite_yes_ok_#9 they:found_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

plain_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_awesome_#5 there:let-be_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

things_acc_not-food_other_sheep_finite_yes_great_#5 for residence_nom_not-food_other_heavy-object_finite_yes_ok_17 long-term_2 there_acc_not-food_other_guillotine_finite_yes_awesome_#5 they:set-up_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

“brick_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_ok_#2 we:make_finite_yes_cool_normal_monday_1%_no>= and we:bake_finite_yes_cool_normal_monday_1%_no>= why-not_2” they:said_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= generally_1.

brick_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_amazing_#4 stone_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_ok_#2, tar_acc_not-food_other_stupidity_finite_yes_great_#4 mortar_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_ok_#2 they:substitute_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

sentences_acc_not-food_other_sledgehammer_finite_yes_ok_13 4 I:they:quote_finite_yes_epic_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

“city_acc_not-food_other_sheep_finite_yes_epic_#6 we:build_finite_yes_epic_normal_monday_1%_no>= why-not_3.”

“tower_acc_not-food_other_sheep_finite_yes_epic_#5 to-p sky_nom_not-food_other_heavy-object_finite_yes_cool_#5 we:build_finite_yes_epic_normal_monday_1%_no>= why-not_3.”

“name_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_awesome_#5 great_3 we:possess_finite_yes_epic_normal_monday_1%_no>= will”

“earth-entire_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_amazing_#4 we:scatter-across_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= case_in_not-food_other_guillotine_finite_yes_below-meh_5 other_2”

Lord_acc_not-food_other_other_finite_yes_epic_#8 he:let-be_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

he_nom_not-food_human_other_finite_yes_epic_#8 came-down_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= city_acc_not-food_other_sheep_finite_yes_awesome_#6 in-order-to see_finite_yes_epic_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

sentences_acc_not-food_other_sledgehammer_finite_yes_ok_13 4 I:he:quote_finite_yes_cool_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

“they_nom_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_ok_#2 people_acc_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_ok_#2 let-be_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.”

“they_nom_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_ok_#2 polyglottic_3 stoppable_3 is_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>=.”

“they_acc_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_ok_#2 polyglottic_1 I:make_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= why-not_3.”

“they:they:understand_finite_yes_cool_normal_monday_1%_no>= not_3 because I_nom_not-food_other_other_finite_yes_epic_#8 will”

earth-entire_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_amazing_#4 he:they:scatter-across_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= and city_acc_not-food_other_sheep_finite_yes_awesome_#6 they:build_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= ceasedly_3.

“Babel”_acc_not-food_other_smoke-inhalation_finite_yes_ok_17 we:there:call_finite_yes_epic_normal_monday_1%_no>= thus.

language-entire_acc_not-food_other_sheep_finite_yes_amazing_#4 he:confused_finite_yes_epic_normal_monday_1%_no>= there_in_not-food_other_guillotine_finite_yes_awesome_#5.

they_acc_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_cool_#5 earth-entire_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_amazing_#4 he:scatter-across_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= from there_nom_not-food_other_guillotine_finite_yes_awesome_#5.

But, of course, as this is kay(f)bop(t), other translations are possible. The most interesting one I’ve found so far is this:

strangers_acc_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_cool_#7 to-p love_nom_not-food_other_stupidity_finite_yes_amazing_#4 we:is_finite_yes_cool_normal_monday_1%_no>= not_2.

rules_acc_not-food_other_stupidity_finite_yes_cool_#5 you:know_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

rules_acc_not-food_other_stupidity_finite_yes_cool_#5 I:know_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

commitment-entire_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_awesome_#5 I:think-of_finite_yes_great_normal_monday_1%_no>= now_1.

commitment-entire_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_awesome_#5 this:let-be_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

this_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_great_#5 you:get_finite_yes_great_normal_monday_1%_no>= would not_3 from guy-entire_nom_not-food_human_anvil_finite_yes_meh_#6.

you_acc_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_amazing_#4 feelings_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_ok_#2 I_in_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_amazing_#4 to-v tell_finite_yes_epic_normal_monday_1%_no>= I:want_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= merely_2.

I_nom_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_amazing_#4 you_acc_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_amazing_#4 understanding_acc_not-food_other_stupidity_finite_yes_great_#4 give_finite_yes_great_normal_monday_1%_no>= must_2.

I:you:give-up_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= will never_3.

I:you:let-down_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= will never_3.

I:you:run-around_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= and I:you:desert_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= will never_3.

tears_acc_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_below-meh_5 I:you:cause_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= will never_3.

you_acc_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_amazing_#4 I:farewell_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= will never_3.

I:you:truthfully-speak_finite_yes_great_normal_monday_1%_no>= always_3.

I:you:hurt_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= by lies_nom_not-food_other_sheep_finite_yes_below-meh_6 never_3 will.

we:we:know_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= have long_2.

heart_nom_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_ok_#2 you_in_not-food_human_wombat_finite_yes_amazing_#4 ache_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>=.

nothing_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_ok_#2 you:say_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= for shyness_nom_not-food_other_penguins_finite_yes_below-meh_11.

events_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_ok_#2 we:comprehend_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= separately_3 secretly_3.

game_acc_not-food_other_sheep_finite_yes_ok_21 we:know_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= and we:play_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= will.

feelings_acc_not-food_other_poison_finite_yes_ok_#2 you:I:question-about_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= if unawareness_acc_not-food_other_immortality_finite_yes_below-meh_6 you:claim_finite_yes_ok_normal_monday_1%_no>= then-not.

I:you:give-up_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= will never_3.

I:you:let-down_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= will never_3.

I:you:run-around_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= and I:you:desert_finite_yes_below-meh_normal_monday_1%_no>= will never_3.